The Club
August 1st, 2010 § Leave a Comment
Tonight, I went to a “club”, and here are my conclusions:
1) The DJs are shit to the power of 9999, you have a 1 out of 5 good song ratio. Requesting doesn’t matter.
2) The other guys there are better looking than you, as much as you which they weren’t. But they are lacking in the most fundamental quality of uniqueness. They are a mold of a vapid ‘every-man’, and almost faking normal interactions based on Coors Light commercials they saw the day before.
3) Any stairs will have spilt drinks on them and if you are Brian Smith, you will fall on them.
4) The way you can have the most fun is by pretending you are a British director making a documentary on the mating habits of lesser humans. It makes a huge difference, try it out.
